I Feel So Much Safer Now!

I feel so much safer now, don’t you? Now that so many states are allowing teachers to bring guns to school! High time! Why just yesterday I took little Emmie to kindergarten for her very first day. She looked so adorable with her pink-enameled Baby Browning packed into her Hello Kitty holster. I felt so proud! I slung my Remington over my shoulder—it’s only a semi-automatic but I didn’t want to be overdressed… […]